From the pages of Blogography comes an app so mind-blowingly useless, you'll wonder how you ever lived without it! Just think of a question for the Ask Dave! app, shake your iPhone or iPod Touch, and all of life's answers will magically appear. Please note that Ask Dave! is just for fun. Any resemblance to actual advice is purely coincidental, and should not be taken seriously (much like Dave himself).

Ask Dave! was conceived and designed by David Simmer II of Blogography and developed by David Syzdek of Bindle Binaries.


  • Six Lil' Daves to choose from.
  • Shake Lil' Dave and he will shake his screen to give you an answer.
  • Animated backgrounds to make Lil' Dave look better than ever.